Who?

I was just checking out the playlist on Dazed Digital (to see if anyone had made such comments as; "WOW, who did this illustration?" / "What a brill illustration (brillustration)" / "I am a fan of the illustration". (They hadn't.)), when I noticed they had gotten my bloody name wrong!
"Rachel Gold".
They must've assumed my email address (gold as in Goldsmiths, btw) was my name. Which would make sense, to be honest.
I was planning on turning this into a bit of office banter today, but then I thought that actually this is quite a brilliant Dazed style pseudonym. I could've come up with a better one, but I wasn't aware it was an option.
Plus I don't much like my surname. It's just a word really. Hmm, so is gold.
Rubbish.